Blowing in the Wind

Here is a legacy of our modern ingenuity, a monument for all future ages that we are no smarter than we were hundreds of years ago. We take the idea of using wind use state of the art technology to mimic what our ancestors have known for centuries. If we put an air foil on an axel, the wind will turn it. How clever are we to do nothing more than make variable pitched blades on the axel and make our windmills so much bigger.

But unlike the windmills the Dutch have been using for centuries, you cannot fix these monstrosities with the use of some spare canvas and a ladder. Or use a spare sheet of tin, like farmers have done, for again, centuries. You need a crane and extraordinary amount of manpower and time to replace a single blade worth millions and unit remains off line for a substantial period.

What’s next? Do we use a modified paddlewheel in a river to do the same things that the Chinese have done for thousands of years? Do we make the cost so extraordinary and make contraptions hard to maintain and cost a fortune?

I am all for alternative energy but to mimic our ancestors and make a mess of the whole thing is another thing all together. Somewhere, no thought has gone into maintenance and initial cost. I took this photo at a “Wind Farm” outside Blaney. It has a viewing area so that you can see how intelligent and advanced we have become.

All I can say is what a travesty.

Dragon Fly Wings

Some people are known to have accidents trying to shoo out a bug while driving. Then there are silly people like me who try to photograph them while driving. Just so you know I did pull over but left him on my windscreen while I drove on.

Bad Ideas

Pulling out in front of a truck and not giving it room to stop.

Moths

Not sure what to say about this other than it was a huge moth and made an interesting pic.

Along Came a Spider

Now it is annoying when you follow the same path all the time and find that you have walked straight into a Spider’s web. Then you see the thing that made the web and it is huge.

Recording Expletives Can Save Your Sanity

Today’s mobile phones have a plethora of gadgets that take ages to explore. One such function of my phone, (which I have owned for over a year now) is a voice recorder. Last weekend I used it to record a verse that I imitate in bad humor. It is a set of expletives directed to a dog. If you herd it not knowing the context is sounds racist.

Having met the author of the verse, over the weekend, I took the time to ask him to recite his verse for me. Though bemused at such a request he did and not knowing the device that well had set it as my ring tone. It gave me a quizzical look when I heard the expletives while driving.

I later learned it to be a means to keep your sanity when having repetitive useless ramble aimed at you. Play the little recording and people tend to not talk to you anymore and look at you shocked. I can honestly say that it saved my sanity.

Robert Landon’s Notebook

Robert Landon. “Symbols are a Language…as the saying goes; a picture says a thousand words but which words”

Intenerate for me this image..

If you had thought it looks like a simple equation that if you shower with this product and use this spray you will end up with multiple women you would be incorrect as examination of symbols tell a different story.

If you noticed it is enclosed in brackets on each end. This is the symbol of a woman’s vaginal opening with the equation inserted inside of it. This denotes how to achieve getting inside that opening.

A closer look at the formula and the first character looks like showering with a certain product.

The second that you should use a certain spray.

The third that you will end up with two women.

In essence the misinterpretation would read that you will end up with a threesome of one man and two women if you follow these steps. How ever it is incorrect.

If you look closely at the effigy of the woman on the right, you will notice that it is adorned with two symbols of man and that they are joined. (the symbol for man being an upward facing triangle)

And one of woman its own. . (A downward facing triangle)

And the squared symbol in the upper right hand corner gives the result a whole new meaning.

The resulting interpretation then reads, that if you take that two squared equals four and that one squared still equals one, that if you follow the steps indicated, while pursuing a females opening. a single male (denoted by the effigy in the centre), will find himself thinking he is going to have a threesome with two women when in actual fact he will end up having sex with four men while being watched by one woman. If he employs this formula to get there.

You may have noticed that there are characters in blue.

The reverse “Z” being the symbol for ban or undo, hence serving as a warning to remove or not do.

the removal of the blue portions the equation looks like this.

Its interoperation then changes, that if you have a clean penis and a muscular physique you may have sex with two naked women at once. So in essence this lithograph then serves as a warning, "Do not use this product if you want this desired effect".

Robert Langdon.

Mailbox Monday

Environmentally friendly letterbox. I wonder if they only accept letterers written on recycled paper.

Happy Birthday Granddad

This is the first year I didn’t get to shake your hand or give you a hug. This is also the first year we didn’t share a bad dirty joke that would se us giggle and everyone look at us with scorn. So I am offering you a prayer:

Dear Lord,

May Jozef’s Bacardi always cold and his women hot.

Happy birthday.